Welcome to day 13 of Tag Sale Tastes’ Pumpkinpalooza!

Today’s feature is Hershey’s Pumpkin Spice Kisses:

Here’s the ingredient list:

Oh, thank heavens they didn’t forget the “natural and artificial flavor.”

They look very attractive in their shiny armor:

Each one has its own toe tag for identification:

Here’s what they look like stripped down:

And their inner core revealed:

These taste like room freshener.  That is all.

No, wait a minute, I have more to say.  They don’t just taste like air freshener, they taste like knock-off air freshener that came from the dollar store.  Their texture is odd, squishy.  They are inedible.  Hand these out to trick-or-treaters this year, and I promise you no one will ring your bell next Halloween.  I am angry that I spent my hard-earned money on these.  These should be recalled — they are that bad.  These are an abomination.

I don’t know if I can ever eat a Hershey’s kiss again.  It’s like accidentally seeing someone naked and not ever being able to get that image out of your head.

Rating:  0 pumpkins (out of 5)