KODIAK CAKES PUMPKIN FLAX FLAPJACK & WAFFLE MIX

Welcome to day 19 of Tag Sale Tastes’ Pumpkinpalooza 2020!

Today we’ll take a look at superfood-packed Kodiak Cakes Pumpkin Flax Flapjack & Waffle Mix:

This is no-nonsense stuff — no pumpkins, leaves, acorns — harkening back to the days when “lumberjacks and pioneers relied on food packed with proteins and essential nutrients from whole grains to get them through long days on the frontier”:

The ingredient list is indeed lean and clean, and includes pumpkin powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and allspice — impressively pumpkin spice-y:

Part of every purchase is donated to foundations protecting grizzly bears and other wildlife habitats:

I ignored the instructions for making flapjacks and waffles:

And skipped over to the directions for making Superfood Pumpkin Muffins:

The batter mixed up easily:

And filled 12 muffin cups:

They baked up nicely and my kitchen smelled like autumn while they were baking:

Check ’em out:

I liked these little muffins.  They’re sweet and spicy, easy to make, and the chocolate chips are a nice bonus.  These muffins make a nice fall breakfast treat.  I won’t go so far as to say they’ll get you through a long day on the frontier, but for a quiet minute or two, you can have your own little pumpkin spice party.

Rating:  4-1/2 pumpkins (out of 5)

 

PREMIER PROTEIN PUMPKIN SPICE

Welcome to day 18 of Tag Sale Tastes’ Pumpkinpalooza 2020!

Today we’re sipping Premier Protein Pumpkin Spice:

Each pack contains 4 11.5-ounce cartons:

This is a limited edition beverage “to celebrate this fall season”:

A hefty wedge of pumpkin pie and cinnamon sticks adorn the package, which advertises that it’s low fat, with 160 calories and 30 grams of protein:

If you’re wondering when you might want to drink this, suggestions include as a part of your breakfast, for a satisfying snack, as a base in smoothies, and in your coffee:

The ingredients are a difficult to pronounce potpourri with no pumpkin or spices identified:

Let’s try a glass, shall we?

I was prepared to be disappointed, and the pale beige milky beverage did not let me down.  It did not taste of pumpkin or spice.  It tasted of metal and sadness.  You can serve it over ice, in coffee, in a smoothie, whatever, it will still taste of sadness with a touch of defeat.  Come to think of it, this is an appropriate 2020 fall beverage, if you know what I mean.

Rating:  1 pumpkin (out of 5)