GRILLED ARTICHOKES WITH REMOULADE

In March I attended oral argument in an appeal that I worked on for the better part of the past year (I think it was the last case the court heard in person before the pandemic). The argument was here in Houston, so I didn’t get to travel to some exotic corner of the Lone Star State, but going to the grand historic Harris County 1910 Courthouse for any reason is always awe-inspiring.

Historic Harris County 1910 Courthouse

If you’re gonna be important . . . 

The courthouse, “a six story structure of neo-classical design topped by a prominent clerestory drum and dome,” served as home to Houston’s district courts in the early part of my career, but underwent a 7-year restoration and was rededicated in 2011, and now houses both of Houston’s courts of appeals.  You can read about the restoration here. You won’t, but you could if you wanted to.  The courthouse is one of the most significant judicial buildings in Texas, and is stunning.

The interior is covered in bookmatched black-veined gray marble and is quite impressive:

Grand marble stairways

Bookmatched marble

But we weren’t there to dilly dally in the hallways.  Off to the courtroom where all the action was.

Where the grownups get to sit

The cousins table

The boss collecting his thoughts before argument

Oral argument was, um, interesting.  The court issued its opinion about 3 months later, and well, all I can say is win some, lose some, all in the same case.

I can’t really talk about the case (but believe me, I really really want to) because it is an ongoing matter, so instead I’ll leave you with a “Houston” recipe.  Well, sorta “Houston” — it’s from Houston’s, a chain restaurant here in Houston.  Founded in 1977 by the Hillstone Restaurant Group, it’s maintained its dark fern bar vibe and menu of retro “American classics” (prime rib, barbecue pork ribs, spinach and artichoke dip, French dip au jus, etc.) through the decades.  It’s a sentimental favorite of a lot of folks, and a popular place for date night.

One of our favorite things to order at Houston’s is Grilled California Artichokes with House-Made Remoulade:

When I ran across artichokes not long ago at the ridiculously low price of 2 for $1, I bought a huge bagful and took a crack at making Houston’s artichokes.

The recipe isn’t hard, but it does require some prep work,  These make a terrific appetizer.  Even though I can’t claim a complete victory in my case (how I wish I could tell you about it), I was definitely winning with these delicious grilled artichokes.  And here’s a pro tip for you:  stir some of the leftover remoulade into shrimp salad and win again.

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GRILLED ARTICHOKES WITH REMOULADE
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Ingredients
  • FOR THE ARTICHOKES
  • 4 large artichokes
  • 1 lemon, quartered
  • 2 garlic cloves, peeled
  • 1 teaspoon black peppercorns
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • FOR THE REMOULADE
  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 1-1/2 tablespoons sweet relish
  • 1 medium garlic clove, minced
  • 1 teaspoon capers
  • ½ teaspoon Dijon mustard
  • 1-1/2 teaspoons lemon juice
  • 1⁄4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
Instructions
  1. Trim the stems and tops of the artichokes, and cut in half lengthwise. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add lemons, garlic, peppercorns, and artichokes. Reduce heat and simmer, covered, for about 15 minutes until stems are tender and leaves pull of easily. Drain well. When cool enough to handle, remove fuzzy choke from center with a spoon.
  2. Preheat grill. Brush cut side of artichokes with olive oil and place cut side down on grill. Grill for 5-10 minutes, until the edges are slightly charred..
  3. Prepare remoulade by placing all ingredients in a food processor (a mini chopper works well), and process until combined. Transfer to a small bowl and season to taste with salt and pepper. Keep refrigerated until ready to use.
  4. Serve artichokes with remoulade. Provide lots of napkins and a bowl for discarded leaves.

 

To prep the artichokes, trim the stems, cut the artichokes in half lengthwise, and slice about 1/2″ off the top:

Tops trimmed and cut in half lengthwise

Boil them in a large pot of lightly salted water, with a lemon cut into quarters, a few garlic cloves, and a teaspoon of black peppercorns:

Simmer until tender with lemons, garlic, and black peppercorns

Simmer until the artichokes are gray-green and the stem can be pierced easily with the tip of a paring knife:

Gray-green and bottoms are tender

When the artichokes are cool enough to handle, scoop out the fuzzy choke with a spoon:

After I “choked” them

Heat the grill, brush the cut sides of the artichokes with olive oil, and grill for a few minutes until slightly charred around the edges:

Nice smoky char

Remoulade seals the deal

PRO TIP:  Stir a little leftover remoulade into shrimp salad (It also makes a tasty sandwich spread):

Winning

A SUPREMELY INTERESTING DAY

Last week I traveled to Austin for oral argument in the Texas Supreme Court.  In all my years of practice, I have never had a case argued before the Texas Supreme Court, so it was quite exciting for me.  We won in the Amarillo Court of Appeals, and are hopeful that the Texas Supreme Court will affirm that win.  I wrote the brief, and my partner (law partner, not life partner) presented oral argument.  UPDATE:  The Court changed the law, reversed our win, and sent us back to the court of appeals.  🙁

We arrived the day before and checked into The Driskill, a historic hotel built in the 1880s (it’s on the National Register of Historic Places).  The hotel is located off of a stretch of Austin’s famed 6th Street referred to as “Dirty 6th Street.”

The hotel lobby is grand, indeed:

 

As was the hotel’s Driskill Bar:

Texas touches were everywhere, like these pistols:

Bang bang

My room felt more like a charming old bed and breakfast than a hotel:

My room had a little puppet stage, which I didn’t get to use:

Jasper and Maisy would have approved of the accommodations:

I got a kick out of the bookshelves in the hotel’s hallways that were lined with Texas law books:

I’ll let you in on a secret — very few lawyers use law books anymore, because everything is available online, and when you’re billing by the hour, efficiency matters (plus, you don’t have to get your ass out of your chair to go grab a book).  But just in case we forgot the statute that we were talking about, we could always run out to the hall and look it up:

 

Our client joined us in Austin, and at his request, we had dinner at Matt’s El Rancho, located at 2613 S. Lamar, a sentimental favorite of his. Founded by Matt and Rosie Martinez, the restaurant has been serving Mexican food in Austin since 1952.  The restaurant is huge — and even though it seats more than 500, there was still a wait for a table at this popular restaurant.

We ate outside on the patio, because we can do that in Texas in January.

On our client’s recommendation, we started with Bob Armstrong Dip — queso with a blob of guacamole and taco meat.  Bob Armstrong was a Texas politician, who among other roles, served as the Commissioner of Texas’s General Land Office from 1971 to 1983.  He reportedly ate at Matt’s daily, and always ordered queso with guacamole and taco meat.  Our client stirred it all together, and we dug in with the restaurant’s big thick shovels tortilla chips.  Well, Bob Armstrong is surely my spirit animal — this stuff was crazy good.  I must have said “just one more” about 30 times.

Bob Armstrong Dip

Among the dishes we tried were Tacos al Carbon, which came with tasty chunks of beef tenderloin wrapped in flour tortillas, accompanied by guacamole, pico de gallo, cheese, and, of course, beans and rice, and was as good as it gets:

And Cheese Enchiladas with Chili Con Carne:

So cheesy

The next morning we headed to the Supreme Court of Texas bright and early — everyone had to check in by 8:30 a.m.  There were three cases being argued that morning, and thankfully, our case was first.  (You can try to pretend that sitting through two other cases in which you’re not involved is interesting, but honestly, it’s hard.)

Our case was complicated, and involved, among other things, the Rule Against Perpetuities, the bane of law students trying to get through their first-year property class.  You’re familiar with that right?  No?  Well, the Rule Against Perpetuities provides that “no interest in real property is valid unless it must vest, if at all, within twenty-one years after the death of some life or lives in being at the time of the conveyance.”  Of course.

Law student humor

Just because I was not arguing does not mean that I did not have an important role.  In fact, I was the designated doodler — busily scribbling notes (or pretending to) as each attorney presented argument (note to self: sit out of camera range next time):

I thought oral argument went well, and the justices asked lots of insightful questions in this complex case.  It’ll be a while until we know the outcome.

Before heading back to Houston we had lunch with our client at The Shady Grove, located at 1624 Barton Springs Rd.  The restaurant, opened in 1992, is “nestled under the shade of a 100 year old pecan tree,” and is “styled after the architecture made popular by the State Parks of the 40s.”

I loved the postcard-covered walls near the bar:

We started with an order of Green Chile Cheese Fries, which didn’t really grab us at first, but once you hit the cheese underneath the pile of fries, it quickly became addictive:

I bet Bob Armstrong would have liked these

Our belt-busting meal consisted of Tortilla Fried Queso Catfish (words that you wouldn’t expect to find strung together, much like “turtleneck sweater poncho”), The Bad Chili Dog (isn’t “bad chili” something of a red flag?), and a special of grilled cheese with bacon and avocado and a cup of tomato soup:

With full bellies (too full), and happy that argument went well, we headed back to Houston to relax after a supremely interesting day.