GRAPEFRUIT, AVOCADO, AND RADISH CRUDO

I found this Wedgwood plate at an estate sale:

The United States Supreme Court, number 4 in a series of 4.  I bet you, like me, won’t be able to sleep until you know what the other three in the series are.  Mystery solved — I found a complete set listed on eBay, which also includes the Capitol, the White House, and a panorama of the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial.  Whew — now we can all sleep at night.

I’ve never had a case go all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, although we tried once when I was a new lawyer working in NY.  The partner I was working with sent me to D.C. to file our hopeful little petition for certiorari in person.  He put me in a cab with a trial bag filled with our 40 copies, and in no time I was on the Trump Shuttle, (which flew hourly between NY and D.C.).  In case you are wondering, this is what a trial bag looks like:

Unfortunately, the oversized trial bag was awkward to carry and the petitions kept shifting in the bag, and as I was navigating the aircraft’s aisle, a critical button popped off of my dress.  I buttoned my heavy winter coat up and tried not to think about it.  But it was no longer cold out, and by the time I got to the Court I was hot, sweaty, cranky, and looking a wee bit crazy.  I announced that I was there to file a petition for certiorari, and the clerk looked at me said “Are you filing in forma pauperis?” which basically means “are you a poor person who can’t afford the filing fee?”  Defeated, I said, “I knew you were going to ask me that,” and explained about the missing button on my dress, which was probably TMI.  He assured me that he asks everyone that, but I didn’t believe him.  He gave me a safety pin for my dress and accepted my 40 (unsuccessful) petitions for filing.  In case you are wondering, this is what the safety pin looked like:

The honorable plate and memories of my one and only trip to the United States Supreme Court, the highest court in the U.S., is the inspiration for this recipe for Grapefruit Crudo, adapted from Bon Appetit, with its pretty grapefruit supremes and virbrant colors.

Supreming grapefruits (or any citrus) is easy, and makes them so much nicer to eat.  Cut the top and bottom off the grapefruit, then cut off the rind, trying not to take too much of the flesh with it.

Then slide your knife between the membranes to release the individual segments:

This salad (or crudo) is interesting, beautiful, and delicious.  It looked especially pretty on my green platter — I’d suggest laying some little gem or Boston lettuce leaves on your platter before assembling the salad to achieve a similar look.

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GRAPEFRUIT, AVOCADO, AND RADISH CRUDO
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Ingredients
  • 2 large grapefruits, supremed (cut into segments)
  • ½ small red onion, thinly sliced
  • 1 large watermelon radish, peeled and thinly sliced
  • 3 tablespoons fish sauce
  • 1 tablespoons fresh lime juice
  • 1 teaspoons honey
  • 1 tablespoons roasted and salted cashes, chopped
  • 1 avocado, peeled and thinly sliced
  • 1 Fresno or other red Chile, thinly sliced
Instructions
  1. In a small bowl, whisk together fish sauce, lime juice, and honey.
  2. Shortly before serving, arrange radish slices around edge of serving platter.. Arrange avocado slices inside watermelon radishes. Mound grapefruit and red onion in center of platter. Drizzle fish sauce mixture over salad, garnish with cashews and Fresno chile slices, and serve.

Beautiful!

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RASPBERRY FOOL

Last month one of our associates — I’ll call him Biff (not his real name) — quit.  He never returned after the holidays, just came in one night after hours, packed up his personal belongings, and called one of the bosses to inform him that he was quitting and moving out of state.  That was it — no notice, didn’t turn in his billable time for the past month, did not hand off his files, did not let anyone know the status of anything he was working on.  As you might guess, he is not missed.  But I cannot help but be appalled by the shortsighted and unprofessional manner in which he resigned.  What a fool.

But wait — there’s more.  The firm set about to hire an associate to replace Biff.  One candidate, a young woman, showed up neatly dressed in a suit, and seemed interested in the firm.  After an offer was extended to her, the headhunter informed us that the young woman only wanted to work remotely.  I guess the strain of putting on an interview outfit and talking face to face with people made her realize she never wanted to leave the comfort of her home, Zoom, and sweat pants.  What a fool.

Fortunately, these two yoots are not representative of the lawyers at my firm.  I don’t know what they represent, but I predict their chances of success as lawyers are not great.

These two fools have inspired this recipe for Raspberry Fool.  Sweetened whipped cream and fresh raspberries — what’s not to like?  The young woman would probably be happy to know that you can eat this at home while dressed in your leisurewear.  And unlike Biff, I am giving notice — 1 week to be exact — that this makes an easy, elegant, and delicious Valentine’s Day dessert.

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RASPBERRY FOOL
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Serves: 2 servings
 
Ingredients
  • 1-1/2 cups fresh raspberries, divided use
  • ½ cup heavy whipping cream
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • Optional garnishes: powdered sugar, mint leaves, small butter cookies
Instructions
  1. Place ¾ cup raspberries in a food processor and process until smooth. Transfer to a fine-mesh sieve placed over a bowl, and press raspberries through the sieve with a spatula. Discard the solids left behind.
  2. Place heavy whipping cream and sugar in a medium bowl and whip until stiff peaks form. Fold in raspberry puree, stirring until completely combined.
  3. Spoon the mixture into two glasses, layering with a few raspberries, and adding a few raspberries to the top. Refrigerate for at least one hour before serving. Garnish as desired.

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on me

Fool me 350,000 times, you’re probably a meteorologist