THIN MINT PEPPERMINT ICEBOX PIE

006 (2)Happy St. Patrick’s Day!  If you ran short of time and didn’t get to make corned beef and cabbage, or soda bread, or stout cake, or any of the other gazillion Irish recipes that have been flooding inboxes for the past week (enough already!), you can still enjoy a little green without any fuss.  How about your very own St. Patrick’s Day parade with green animal crackers:

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Perhaps a green Snoball will bring you a little luck o’ the Irish on this day:

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If you want to make something quick, this Thin Mint Peppermint Icebox Pie fits the bill.  Although it needs to chill for about 2 hours, it comes together in no time.  If you didn’t get any Girl Scout Thin Mints this year, Keebler makes a nearly identical cookie called Grasshopper Fudge Mint Cookies.  Tint the pie as green as you’d like.

THIN MINT PEPPERMINT ICEBOX PIE
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Recipe type: Dessert
 
Ingredients
  • For the crust:
  • ¾ cup crushed Thin Mint cookies (approximately 1-1/2 sleeves)
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • 3 tablespoon butter, melted
  • For the filling:
  • 8 ounces cream cheese, softened
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon peppermint extract
  • Green food coloring
  • 8-ounce carton frozen whipped topping, thawed, plus another ½ carton for spreading on top
Instructions
  1. To make the crust: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix together crushed cookies and sugar in a medium bowl. Add melted butter and stir until thoroughly combined. Press mixture evenly into a deep dish pie plate. Bake for 8 minutes. Allow to cool completely.
  2. To make the filling: Place cream cheese and sugar in a large bowl, and using an electric mixer, beat until light and fluffy. Add peppermint extract and green food coloring and beat until thoroughly combined. Fold in 8-ounce carton whipped topping. Spoon the filling into the cooled crust. Top with additional ½ carton of whipped topping. If desired, decorate with halved or crushed Thin Mint cookies, sprigs of mint, and/or green sprinkles. Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

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 Thin Mint cookie crust — the highest and best use of Girl Scout Thin Mints

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 Green enough?

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 Eat me, I’m Irish

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 Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!

WATERGATE SALAD (a/k/a GREEN STUFF)

Doesn’t this look like the ideal Thanksgiving?  The butler carves the perfectly browned, crisp-skinned turkey, while the children, dressed in their Sunday finest, watch delightedly.  The adults gather in another room, to avoid having to interact with the host’s offspring, pets, and hired help.  Oh, and drink.  A lot.  This, of course, is a purely fictional Thanksgiving — a vintage press photo that I found on ebay.  The children, if in fact they are human children, are models.

Nope, for most of us, Thanksgiving is all about putting the fun in dysfunctional.  Like the family in this vintage Polaroid that I also found on ebay.

You can tell that this is a special day because everyone has their own bottle of sodie pop.  Yes, I say screw the Waterford.  And what’s that on the corner of the table — last year’s fruitcake?  Woo hoo!

Notice how Mom has put the plastic covering on the lamp shades, to protect them from — what?  Dust?  Aliens?

More likely it is to protect them in the event a food fight breaks out, because you never know what might happen when Cousin Earl shows up wearing Aunt Thelma’s shirt.

I’m a little confused by the turkey.  Was it a vampire turkey and they were trying to drive a stake through its heart?  What a dramatic presentation!

One thing about Thanksgiving with my family — contrary to what the food magazines would have me believe, this is NOT the time to try out new recipes.  My family looks forward to our traditional Thanksgiving dishes — roast turkey, mashed potatoes, whipped sweet potatoes, Pepperidge Farm stuffing, green beans, and cranberry relish.  The achiote-rubbed turkey, the green beans with pancetta and shallots, the sesame and green onion smashed potatoes, and the jalapeno cranberry salsa will have to wait for another day.  I am trying out a new salad this year, but I have an old standby too, just in case.

Watergate Salad, also known as Green Stuff, is another family favorite that will also be on our Thanksgiving table.  Pistachio pudding mix, marshmallows, whipped topping, pecans, and crushed pineapple combine to create what my neighbor calls “paradise.”  It is the stuff of 1970s Junior League cookbooks, right up there with Tuna Noodle Casserole.  Don’t ask me why it’s called a salad, it just is.  If you’ve grown weary of the whole “farm to table” thing, and are yearning for a little “factory to table” cuisine this holiday season, whip up a batch of this pale green deliciousness.

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WATERGATE SALAD (a/k/a GREEN STUFF)
Author: 
Recipe type: Salad, Dessert
 
Ingredients
  • 4-serving size package instant pistachio pudding mix
  • 20-ounce can crushed pineapple (do not drain)
  • 1 cup chopped pecans
  • 1 cup miniature marshmallows
  • 9-ounce carton frozen whipped topping, thawed
Instructions
  1. Place pistachio pudding mix and pineapple, with its liquid, in a large bowl. Stir in pecans and marshmallows. Fold in whipped topping. Transfer to a 9 x 13 inch dish and refrigerate for 24 hours. Serve cold.

 I give thanks for Green Stuff